Vampires Sucks

This movie is by the same guys who did Epic movie, Disaster movie and Superhero movie but this one is certainly one of the better movies..... but i must say that my expectations weren't too high.
Well basically its the first two twilight films (Twilight and New Moon).Well for those who haven't and won't watch it because they think the Twilight saga is rubbish, here's the basics. Rebecca (Bella from twilight) is moving to Forks with her dad and before she knows it she's in love but not as you would think. Its a vampire she is in love with. So thats the Twilight part. A few weeks later she goes to Edward's house to celebrate her birthday when things go wrong and Edward must leave her. Later Edward gets the idea that Rebecca is dead and goes to kill him self. Then Rebecca has to stop him before its too late. That was the New Moon part.
This movie sounds serious but it isn't. Weird and wacky funny stuff happens along the way, but some bits I thought they could've done without like ripping moustaches off and bashing up handicap people.

6 out of 10 vampires
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Percy Jackson and the Lightening Thief

This movie is unexpectedly good, i thought it would've been rubbish but......no it was good.
This movie is about a school boy Percy Jackson (Logan Lerman). He is attacked by an almost impossible creature threatening to kill him unless he gave back the so called lightening bolt. His life starts to go upside down. He soon finds out that he is what they call a demi god (which is people with half god and half human backgrounds) and before he knows it he is in a special camp next to a centaur (Pierce Brosnan). He soon goes on a journey with his guardian Grover (Brandon T. Jackson) and a strong sword fighter named Annabeth (Alexandra Daddario).
This movie was quite good considering i have not read the book which i have heard is also very good. The only weakness is that the movie is farily predictable.

8 lightening bolts out of 10
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Fantastic Mr Fox

This movie is really cool and good but i'm not sure who it was targeted at as most of the script is a bit unusual for a Roald Dahl film.
This movie is based on Rold Dahl's book the Fantastic Mr Fox. Mr Fox (Goerge Clooney) was once one of the Foxes that steal the chickens, he did so with his wife (Meryl Streep). But once they have a baby Mr Fox promises to quit the chicken stealing business and live a normal life. A couple of years later he starts stealing chickens again and endangers all the animals' lives.
What i thought was not quite up to standard was how they would say cuss every 2 seconds which was a bit wierd. If u watched it again you could see that a swear word could fit into the sentence. Besides that though it was a really good movie, it was funny, creative and different.It also looks like they used puppets but i'm not sure.

8 fox tails out of 10
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